Cypress Swap Meet (Worst thing Photo Contest) (Oct 2007)

The Great Tiki here  Reporting from the OC                                        Adventure Time this weekend lead us to the Cypress Swap Meet.   This is an interactive photo blog    So  i want some interaction.        There are also many inside jokes so if you don't get it don't feel bad only one or 2 people will,.  "CYPRESS  MAN" (inside joke)

 

This is how it works --We took some wacky pictures of the some of the weirdest dumbest things we saw there.   Your job is to pick  the worst  thing from all the pictures.   Don't  be shy -if you read this blog  --vote for your favorite  bad swap meet item , thing or person.   Have fun with it we did.

Here is my Entourage --hitting the "fabulous Cyrpress Swap Meet"

You want class  they have it --check out some of these classy items we saw as we strolled the wonderful aisles listening to the enchanting Mexican Polka music.

Check out the great movie selection

Really i could go on and on about the quality of this Swap meet  but it is much easier to show you

Danny testing out the overpriced  Star Trek Weaponry

I personally was not in the mood to haggle    over some cool overpriced Disney posters that included  a  way overpriced Tower  Poster  a friend would have loved. (sorry have to quote Monty Python Life of Brian now about haggling)

HARRY
     Oh.  Twenty shekels.
BRIAN
     Right.
HARRY
     What?
BRIAN
     (as he puts down 20 shekels)  There you are.
HARRY
     Wait a moment.
BRIAN
     What?
HARRY
     We're supposed to haggle.
BRIAN
     No, no, I've got to ...
HARRY
     What do you mean, no?
BRIAN
     I haven't time, I've got to get ...
HARRY
     Give it back then.
BRIAN
     No, no, I paid you.
HARRY
     Burt!  (BURT appears.  He is very big.)
BURT
     Yeah!
HARRY
     This bloke won't haggle.

(OK got that out of my system)

I actually wanted this --but didn't need it

Now onto more random crap  (I mean  Quality merchandise --that didn't come from a box in someone's gargage--or  "Fall out of the back of a truck"

MR BEER

Good quality Albums

Where isn't Waldo?

Me posing with  Jack Skeleton

Danny showing us all where he learned all his moves.

Eric Chilling with a Mummy

Guard Cat looking over the "Valuable Merchandise"

Danny puts on an impromptu Puppet show for us with Eric and Zolt in the background

More classy items this light up sign

A Classy  Bar sign

You know you want some of these must have items  like The Singing Christmas Tree

Rat Jack in the Box

OMG  "I need this---Not"

Who  Doesn't own the Video   "Doing  it  Country Style"  Volume 3

You may need the  Childen's  Fire escape Ladder

A really nice Christmas gift for some of your more Religious Friends  This Goregous   Home made clock

Can you say  DEFAULT PIC

All of a sudden a minor Twister seemed to roll through the Swap Meet sending Crap (I mean quality products flying)

Anyone need some Severed Heads

Got  ass?

Girls Gone Wild   "Show us your T---s"

Some folks from the Swap Meet    Hillbillie   Jedi (inside joke)

Kicking it Old School

"Red  Foxx   Standing By"

This guy has had a rough day

Soccer Babies flashing gang signs

With one row left we decided to bail  --Except for Danny who had to see the last row.    We said fine but hurry up if you aren't to the car when we get there we will leave without you.    i joked watch we will see Danny running to the car .  And i was right

We drove home in Eric's car  another fun day of Adventure