Delusions of Grandeur??? Sure just a little bit….But I think big!
(I just never do anything about it)
It is just in the preliminary planning stages now….I will need to raise money for concept art…Construction will probably not begin until at least 2030.
Brought to you by the creators of March 2008’s the BRAD Brochurehttp://blogs.myspace.com/i..ndex.cfm?fuseaction=blog.v..iew&friendId=83922186&blog..Id=368163311&commentID=150..6632
The BRAD Museum FAQ
1. Where the inspiration came from?
This week at work I listened to the glowing review of the Walt Disney Family Museum that is in San Francisco and then on Saturday morning took my Step Daughter Jenna to see the Napoleon Exhibit in Anaheim (for school extra credit). While making a comment about how crazy it was when people decided they want to rule the world and started to have giant statues of themselves….a la Napoleon—Roman Emperors---Saddam.
Then it hit me….Wouldn’t it be cool if when you died someone built a museum about you……The Brad Museum was born.
2. Why Brad?
You may be wondering? Why Brad? Why a Museum about him? He hasn’t really done anything Museum worthy.. He wasn’t an innovative genius like Walt…He never tried to conquer the world like Napoleon or King Tut….. So why a museum about Brad?
Well I have a theory based on the idiocracy state of current society where people can be famous for no particular reason….For example (Paris Hilton---My parents are rich and I go to fancy parties and have a sex tape—and now I’m Famous) To reality folks like the Octopus mom and Kate and Jon didn’t use a condom. My theory is that If I had enough money and could create an amazing cool interactive museum that buzz would spread and people would come despite not knowing who the F Brad is.
3. What will the Brad Museum have?
Why should I Pay to see the Brad Museum…. When the Carrot Top museum is right down the street?
Well ..It is only in the planning stages at the moment, but the Brad Museum will be an amazing interactive experience that the whole family can enjoy.
It is just in the preliminary planning stages now….I will need to raise money for concept art…Construction will probably not begin until at least 2030.
Brought to you by the creators of March 2008’s the BRAD Brochurehttp://blogs.myspace.com/i..ndex.cfm?fuseaction=blog.v..iew&friendId=83922186&blog..Id=368163311&commentID=150..6632
The BRAD Museum FAQ
1. Where the inspiration came from?
This week at work I listened to the glowing review of the Walt Disney Family Museum that is in San Francisco and then on Saturday morning took my Step Daughter Jenna to see the Napoleon Exhibit in Anaheim (for school extra credit). While making a comment about how crazy it was when people decided they want to rule the world and started to have giant statues of themselves….a la Napoleon—Roman Emperors---Saddam.
Then it hit me….Wouldn’t it be cool if when you died someone built a museum about you……The Brad Museum was born.
2. Why Brad?
You may be wondering? Why Brad? Why a Museum about him? He hasn’t really done anything Museum worthy.. He wasn’t an innovative genius like Walt…He never tried to conquer the world like Napoleon or King Tut….. So why a museum about Brad?
Well I have a theory based on the idiocracy state of current society where people can be famous for no particular reason….For example (Paris Hilton---My parents are rich and I go to fancy parties and have a sex tape—and now I’m Famous) To reality folks like the Octopus mom and Kate and Jon didn’t use a condom. My theory is that If I had enough money and could create an amazing cool interactive museum that buzz would spread and people would come despite not knowing who the F Brad is.
3. What will the Brad Museum have?
Why should I Pay to see the Brad Museum…. When the Carrot Top museum is right down the street?
Well ..It is only in the planning stages at the moment, but the Brad Museum will be an amazing interactive experience that the whole family can enjoy.
Located in Fabulous Southern California –The Museum will feature such Attractions as:
1. The recreation of the infamous and much debated Brad Room from his house on Tulane…. Lovingly recreated from the artifacts that spent nearly 2 decades in storage.
2. The museum will feature over 100 High Definition TV Video displays..
Showing slide shows, video images …etc… from Brad’s Life. Featuring ever photo ever taken of or by BRAD
The Show years exhibit featuring audio from the never heard radio programs. Set to disturbing animation. And a video of the all the random videotaping they did in the pre digital era.
3. The WASH years a noisy interactive exhibit featuring videos and the play along Rockstar WASH (see if you can play along to the tuning song) and the WASH Documentary available for purchase in the gift shop.
4 The Things that Never were Exhibit :
featuring storyboards and concept art from all of Brad’s ideas that nothing ever happened with.. Done as a timeline this large exhibit covering multiple rooms is one of the must sees of the exhibit.
The Mr Diff art collection featuring Art work by Eric Dunn and Brad…
Pineappleman the movie… Featuring concept art based on the writing about the Pineappleman
The Star Wars Theme park idea.
The Great Lucid Dreamers experiment
The Ideas for all his other story and tv show ideas that were never filmed like the BRAD Entrance
5. The Snuggie Cult exhibit featuring blown up versions of the Snuggie Cult Photo collection.
And Video slide shows set to music.http://www.youtube.com/use..r/9861443#p/f/5/xULvFZRVLE..Y
6. The Mr Poet exhibit: Featuring the Poetry of Brad….From The Last Gunslinger poem to the Ode to a Headless Zombie---All of Brad’s random Poetry is here
7. Brad’s Hall of Wax Photo Op: (Featuring 3 Unique Brad Wax Figures)
The Brad with Hang Ten pose
The classic Brad In Snuggie with Baby Photo op
And the Brad Pointing the fake Gun pose
8. The Virtual Reality Walk in the footsteps of Brad Exhibit (taken directly from memories from Brad’s brain)
Reasonable priced…Something for everyone to see….The Brad Museum.
Coming to you in the future. And don’t forget to stop by the Gift shop…. For Snuggie Calendars, Brad Hats, DVD’s --Brad’s Book of poetry.
And Brad’s Blog collection
I figure “If you build it they will come” If you had enough money you could make an amazing Museum that despite lack of fame or accomplishments would be something that people would come to anyway.
Comments and suggestions are welcome as we create this amazing one of a kind exhibit
Brad in Snuggie With Fake Baby Wax Figure Photo op
No comments:
Post a Comment