Chuck E Cheese "a wretched hive of scum and villainy"
---Not a cute mouse like the Mickey….But a Giant Scary looking rat…..I have no problem buying food from a Man with a Jack in the Box head…..Or Hamburgers from a clown……Or Whopper from a King….
Those all somehow make sense to me………..But this Rat scares the F… out of me….
(Maybe it is just the memory of once in my youth seeing this Freak of Nature greeting children with a smile on his Rat face ---while his tail was wrapped around some pour kids neck.)
This Rat is all about greed and the almighty token….He worships it…. Like a Mutant Turtle does Pizza…….Somehow this scary Rat has brainwashed adults it bringing their children to one of its many dubious facilities…. (Secret Testing and training grounds)….
The moment you arrive you are stamped (imprinted if you will) with a number like a resident of The Village. (I’m not a number)….. Then the children are let loose……The are set free to run through the test mazes set out by this Giant Rat……Scurrying through human sized Hamster mazes…..Where the shoeless children crawl over one another in claustrophobic tunnels like a bunch of naked mole rats in a zoo…..
The symbolism is overwhelming…..Test subjects being observed by hidden cameras……The children pause in Prison like Cages….As the parents scream out their names trying to locate them.
Once the maze testing is complete….(For those children that escape the maze that is)There is the rest of the testing facility…….Where children are taught such lessons as Monkey Torture is ok….As witnessed in this photos snuck out of the facility.
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Maybe this is in preparation for the Great Ape rebellion that is soon to come as foretold in the Planet of the Apes documentaries.
The kids are taught to Gamble….. At the age of 3 they are programmed to throw coins into machines with the hopes of earning some cheap plastic prize…..Games that require no skill whatsoever…. And they are no longer even disguised anymore…. Blatant Vegas training machines featuring Elvis ---and Wheel of Fortune and Deal or No Deal.
The Rat has created and refined his Cheesy empire over the years and turned it into a 3 year olds Pleasure Island.
There is gun training….
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And Sin……
..And Sin……
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Alien Technology --that scans the children
..Alien Technology --that scans the children
There is definitely an Alien Presence
Happy smiling dancing squirrels teaching little kids disco moves.
And these Creatures……The Horror..
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The Rat teaches bad Stereotypes ---like this banjo playing country western dog for example
Beware of the Rat…….You have been warned……
Plus it takes 35 minutes to make a Ham and Cheese sandwich…..Really---35 Minutes…
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