Ode to a Headless Zombie

(Here is an old Silly Zombie Poem i did in 1993)

An Ode to a Headless Zombie

There is a Headless Zombie following me
He has no head -he can not see
He stumbles about on a broken knee
He's a Headless Zombie and he's after me

He's kinda slow -keeps falling down
But somehow he seems to keep coming around
I've shot him twice or was it three?
But he just keeps on chasing me

I've got a Headless zombie on my tail
As I run away he follows my trail
He follows me wherever I run
I'm getting tired and just dropped my gun

I've got a Headless Zombie after me
He doesn't smoke because he is dead you see
I'm tired o running and I have to pee
But the bloodthirsty zombie is still after me

Now I see his zombie friends
I hope soon this nightmare ends
I've been running now for about and hour
My legs are sore and I need a shower

A Headless Zombie and his Zombie Troop
I need to find a place to rest and recoup
But they are steadfast and right at my back
I fear I'll die from a Zombie Attack

I can run no more so I stop to fight
A fierce battle rages through out the night
I crush their skulls and beat them down
Leaving a bloody trail all over town

I tricked a few into a barn
I lit a match and then watched it burn
But the Headless Zombie will not quit
I took the hint and tried to split

I destroyed a hundred or maybe more
But the Headless Zombie was still at my door
He bust it down and ran into a wall
He chased me up the stairs and down the hall
I knocked him over but he got up
I grabbed a board and tried my luck
I swung at him would of hit his head
But it does no good against the headless dead

He grasped my arm and I grasped his
We flayed about in a violent whiz
Towards the window we swung
And through he crashed like a sack of dung

I watched as he hit the ground
His bloody carcus made an awful sound
I'd finally destroyed this headless freak
Or so I 'd thought until I saw him again at the mall this week.

BAC 1993