“And the ghost will follow you home and everywhere you go he will roam”

 “And the ghost will follow you home and everywhere you go he will roam”

 

He follows me to the fridge to get a drink

and even to places you may not think.

Like watching me from the bathroom sink

 

My life was like his own private reality show

For everywhere I went the ghost would go

To work where I’m sure he must be bored

I’ve pretended he isn’t there -but he doesn’t like to be ignored

 

 

“And the ghost will follow you home and everywhere you go he will roam”

 

He haunts me every single hour

Laughing and pointing while I take a shower

He likes pranks – like steal the phone

He looks like a green glowing dwarhish gnome.

 

He follows me shopping to the mall

Playing whimsical pranks like making me fall

With bags flying through the air  -not funny at all

 

“And the ghost will follow you home and everywhere you go he will roam”

 

I’ve asked him nicely and been polite

I’ve yelled and screamed and laid out my plight

But for some stupid reason he will not leave

Oh and by the way his name is Steve

 

I tried to take him back one day

But the stupid ghost refused to stay

 

“And the ghost will follow you home and everywhere you go he will roam”

 

He is an extremely ghastly appartion

Leaving the house in a messy condition

He never  -ever shuts the doors and throws wild parties with ghost whores

 

It was pure torture he just wouldn’t leave

A constant nightmare by the name of Steve

If you can’t beat him join em – I finally said

So now we play games like find Steve’s severed ghost head

 

Now  that I’ve befriended him – it is much more fun

We joke and laugh and drink a ton

The place is still as mess -but I don’t care

You see I’m starting to think Steve isn’t really there/

“And the ghost will follow you home and everywhere you go he will roam”