Something you may not know about
Every time that you leave a room
That room gets a visit
From the Minions of Doom
The Devils Minions
As they are sometimes called
They predate civilization
And are furry and bald
Red skinned little creatures
About 1 foot tall
They hide behind closet doors
Creep down the hall
Whenever you leave they enter the room
Wearing Mexican Wrestler masks to hide their hideous faces
They move things around
Putting them in different places
So next time you can’t find that remote
Or its looks like someone took a sip of your coke
Or you find a rip in your brand new coat
Listen carefully for the scurry of little feet
As the Minions of Dooms
Make their retreat
Whenever you find that your life is in gloom
Go ahead and blame the minions of doom
Devilish little creatures
Like Gremlins you say?
Oh but they are much worse by far
They will record 20 Miley Cyrus episodes on your DVR
They will clog up your toilet
Cut the brakes on your car
Pee in your lemonade
Eat your last Snicker Bar
So beware!
Take warning!
When you enter the room
It may have been visited by the Minions of Doom
BAC 10/01/2010
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