Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Super Hot Devil Girlfriend (10/13/2010)

She was my super hot sexy devil girlfriend
I meet her at a Halloween party 
She wore red high heeled boots
She had cute little horns on her head
Blond hair with a  black bikini 
And her skin was colored red

When I kissed her it was so very hot
Burning hot desire
Smoke came out of my ears
My lips felt like they were on fire

She offered to be my girlfriend
Said we would have to make a deal
I said sure where you I sign
Then she told me her red skin and horns were real

I took her to the prom
Against the advice of my mom
We walked in together arm in arm
Her presence set off the fire alarm

She was burning up the dance floor
No really she left a trail of fire
As she twirled round and round
A vortex of flame and smoke
Came bubbling up from the ground

She was super hot
I mean smoking
The hottest girl in town
No other girls would even talk to me 
Whenever she was around

She had quite a   temper
A jealous streak one might say
If you made her angry
There was going to be hell to pay.

In bed she was super hot
She literally burned the sheets
Doing the kind  of stuff 
That other girls would not

She told me she was a She-devil
Born in the underworld
That I was hers forever
My super hot devil girl
Until the sands of time unfurl

BAC 10/13/2010

Saturday, July 16, 2011

The Mininons of Doom ( A facebook poem request (10/01/2010)

Something you may not know about 
Every time that you leave a room
That room gets a visit 
From the Minions of Doom

The Devils Minions
As they are sometimes called
They predate civilization
And are furry and bald

Red skinned little creatures
About 1 foot tall
They hide behind closet doors
Creep down the hall

Whenever you leave they enter the room
Wearing Mexican Wrestler masks to hide their hideous faces
They move things around 
Putting them in different places

So next time you can’t find that remote
Or its looks like someone took a sip of your coke
Or you find a rip in your brand new coat

Listen carefully for the scurry of little feet
As the Minions of Dooms
Make their retreat

Whenever you find that your life is in gloom
Go ahead and blame the minions of doom

Devilish little creatures 
Like  Gremlins you say?
Oh but they are much worse by far
They will record 20 Miley Cyrus episodes on your DVR

They will clog up your toilet
Cut the brakes on your car
Pee in your lemonade 
Eat your last Snicker Bar

So beware! 
Take warning!
When you enter the room
It may have been visited by the Minions of Doom
BAC 10/01/2010