Tuesday, October 29, 2013

The Pumpkin That Ate People (A Halloween Poem_


The Pumpkin that Ate People

It was carved with an ancient knife
A knife that had a past.
A past that with filled with horror

It had a sinister smile
It's expression seemed to change in the flickering candle light

Its first victim was the man that carved it
A man named Carl
Almost immediately he knew there was something different about it
It seemed to mock him with its devious looking grin

Carl stepped away from it
Walking across the room
The pumpkin's eyes seemed to move
It’s gaze following him

Carl went to the fridge
Grabbing a beer he closed the door of the fridge
Looking over his shoulder at his creation
It glared back at him with a look of pure hatred

Carl picked up his cell phone
Walking past the pumpkin
Giving it a wide berth
“Hey Fred….Get over here” He Said.

Carl explained to Fred about the pumpkin
He could hear laughter on the other end of the line
He looked back toward the kitchen
The pumpkin was no longer there

Carl dropped his phone
Something grabbed his leg
Pulling him behind the couch.
Fred's  voice could be heard coming out of the phone on the floor
“Carl….are you alright?” 
In return there were only screams.

Fred arrived at his friends house
An empty cop car was parked out front
He ran up to the door
All he found was a trail of blood and some pumpkin seeds
A trial that lead  through the house and out the back door.

He grabbed a blood soaked police radio and spoke into it
“Be on the look out…for a large Orange Pumpkin”
“It has a taste for human blood"


BAC  10/28/2013

Monday, October 21, 2013

The Lazy, Not So Frightening Blob (A Halloween Poem)


The Lazy, Not So Frightening Blob
The Blob just sat there
In the middle of the intersection
Quivering
Shaking
Scaring nobody

No one ran away from the Blob
They just gathered and pointed
Angrily honking their horns as they drove around its jellylike mass

A group of kids had gathered
Poking it with sticks
As it sat listless
Uninterested in terrorizes a single person

Days past
It hadn’t moved at all
The police had set up tape and cones around it to keep the public away
Diverting traffic away from it.

Scientist gathered to study it
Taking samples of it for analysis
Trying different things to measure its reaction
They burned it with fire
Sprayed water on it
Nothing seemed to phase it at all

Weeks past
People went about their lives
The scientists had left
A tourist business had blossomed around it
People stopped to pose for pictures with it

Day turned to night
Night turned to day
The Blob remained
Motionless

BAC 10/21/2013