I found this Tiki lodged in the sand
With a strange inscription I couldn't understand
A Hawaiian chap read it aloud to me
It said Beware! Revenge of the Tiki !!
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Beware! Beware!
He is angry you see
Beware! Beware!
Revenge of the Tiki
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Carved out of some mystical stone
This Tiki's legend was fairly well known
It turns out that he once was an island king
Until that one day---a most terrible thing
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Beware! Beware!
He is angry you see
Beware! Beware!
Revenge of the Tiki
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The king you see ---well
We found his wife
In bed with a coconut tree climber
And so he got out his knife
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Beware! Beware!
He is angry you see
Beware! Beware!
Revenge of the Tiki
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The rest of the story
I'm sure you can guess
Blood –Carnage—and a Curse
On any who let the Tiki touch their chest
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Beware! Beware!
He is angry you see
Beware! Beware!
Revenge of the Tiki
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BAC 08/06/2008
